Category: Joke Board
A Catholic Priest was about to leave His Mission in the jungles where he has
spent years teaching the natives when he realizes that the one thing he
never
taught them was how to speak English, so he takes the chief for a walk in
the forest. He points to a tree and says to the chief, "This is a tree." The
chief looks at the tree and grunts, "Tree."
The Priest pleased with the response. They walk a little farther and he
points to a rock and says, "This is a rock Hearing this, the chief looks and
grunts,
"Rock." The Priest really getting enthusiastic about the results when he
hears a rustling in the bushes. As he peeks over the top, he sees a couple
of
natives in the midst of heavy sexual activity. The priest is really
flustered and quickly responds, "Riding a bike." The chief looks at the
couple briefly,
pulls out his blowgun and kills them.
The Priest goes ballistic and yells at the chief that he has spent years
teaching the tribe how to be civilized and kind to each other, so how could
he
kill these people in cold blood that way?
The chief replied, "He riding My bike."